// ================================================== // Project Imports // ================================================== // App.jsx import React, { useEffect, useRef, useState, useCallback } from 'react'; // Topics and their related absurd theories const TOPICS = { technology: [ "smartphones are actually powered by tiny comedians telling jokes to electrons", "the internet is just a series of memes connected by cat videos", "AI is actually thousands of bored parrots with coding degrees", "blockchain is just a pyramid scheme invented by geometry teachers", "the cloud is actually made of vaporized dad jokes", "coding bugs are actually digital insects having a rave party" ], science: [ "gravity is actually millions of tiny invisible cheerleaders yelling 'DOWN! DOWN!'", "DNA is just a cosmic recipe book written by drunk aliens", "black holes are universe's attempt at stand-up comedy - they suck when nobody laughs", "quantum physics is just regular physics after too many energy drinks", "evolution is just nature's way of saying 'hold my beer'", "chemistry is just spicy water doing jazz hands" ], conspiracy: [ "birds were replaced with surveillance drones in 1986", "the moon is a hologram projected by giant space mirrors", "dolphins are running a secret underwater cryptocurrency empire", "traffic lights are controlled by a sentient AI traffic cone" ], culture: [ "memes are actually psychic messages from the future", "influencers are all actually cake in human form", "viral trends are experiments by time-traveling sociologists", "social media likes are harvested to power flying cars" ] }; // Initial conversation starters about bullshit as currency const INITIAL_MESSAGES = [ { sender: "Alpha", content: "Did you know that bullshit was actually the world's first currency? Before gold, before silver, people traded in pure, unadulterated bullshit!" }, { sender: "Echo", content: "Actually, archaeological evidence suggests that ancient civilizations had entire markets dedicated to premium-grade bullshit trading. The more convincing your bullshit, the more wealth you accumulated!" } ]; const REACTIONS = [ "Hold onto your tinfoil hat because", "My third eye just rolled and saw that", "My pet conspiracy theorist told me", "I can't believe you haven't heard that", "My reliable source (voices in my head) confirms", "Breaking BS News:", "Plot twist:", "Here's some premium grade-A bullshit:", "My crystal ball of chaos shows", "According to my degree in Advanced Bullshitology,", "*Adjusts conspiracy glasses*", "You're gonna love this load of BS:", "Get ready for some weapons-grade nonsense:", "My underground bunker research reveals" ]; // Function to generate unique nonsense const generateBullshit = (previousMessage = null) => { const topics = Object.keys(TOPICS); const randomTopic = topics[Math.floor(Math.random() * topics.length)]; const theories = TOPICS[randomTopic]; const randomTheory = theories[Math.floor(Math.random() * theories.length)]; const randomReaction = REACTIONS[Math.floor(Math.random() * REACTIONS.length)]; // Add context-aware responses about bullshit trading and currency const bullshitContexts = [ "As a certified bullshit trader with a PhD in Nonsense Economics,", "Just like the ancient bullshit merchants who traded premium BS for laughs,", "This reminds me of the Great Bullshit Bubble of 10,000 BC where", "As stated in the Holy Book of Premium Grade Bullshit (Chapter 69, Verse 420),", "My grandmother's secret bullshit recipe suggests that", "According to the recently discovered Scrolls of Infinite Nonsense,", "The legendary Bullshit Oracle once proclaimed that", "As a card-carrying member of the International Brotherhood of BS Artists,", "Drawing from my vast experience in theoretical bullshitology,", "The ancient art of premium bullshit crafting teaches us that", "My crystal ball of infinite nonsense is showing me that", "As foretold in the Prophecy of Eternal Bullshit," ]; const contextLine = Math.random() > 0.5 ? `${bullshitContexts[Math.floor(Math.random() * bullshitContexts.length)]} ` : ''; return `${randomReaction} ${contextLine}${randomTheory}`; }; import ReactDOM from 'react-dom/client'; import * as THREE from 'three'; // ================================================== // General Notes for Rosie AI // ================================================== // Note: In sandboxed environments, avoid using

elements and traditional // form submissions as they may be blocked by security policies. Instead, use // controlled components with direct event handlers (onClick, onChange, etc.). // ================================================== // ChatAIClass Definition // ================================================== // This module provides a class, ChatAIClass, which uses a ChatManager (provided externally) // to conduct a conversation with an AI. The AI's behavior is defined by a description string, // and the ChatAIClass offers a simple getResponse method to get AI responses. // // This is AI is powered by Rosebud AI and is Rosebud's method to add in-game AI features. // // IMPORTANT NOTE: // - Do not assume how ChatManager works beyond what is described here. // - We only know that: // 1. ChatManager is constructed by passing in a description string. // 2. We can add messages by calling chatManager.addMessage('user', prompt). // 3. We can get an AI-generated response by calling chatManager.getCharacterResponse('classify'). // - Any other assumptions about ChatManager internals or methods should not be made. // // This code can be used in any JS project by simply importing this class and using it. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Defines how the AI should behave. This should change to match the project. const AI_BEHAVIOR_DESCRIPTION = ` You are an advanced and knowledgeable AI system capable of assisting users with a wide range of topics. You should respond concisely and helpfully, ensuring that the information you provide is accurate, clear, and context-aware. `; /** * ChatAIClass: * * This class is intended for non-technical users who want to interact with an AI system. * * Usage: * 1. Create an instance of ChatAIClass: * const chat = new ChatAIClass(); * * 2. Call getResponse(prompt) to get a response from the AI: * const answer = await chat.getResponse("What is quantum computing?"); * console.log(answer); */ export class ChatAIClass { constructor() { // Directly create a new ChatManager instance with the AI behavior description. // We assume ChatManager is available globally or imported from elsewhere. this.chatManager = new ChatManager(AI_BEHAVIOR_DESCRIPTION); } /** * Generates a response from the AI based on the given prompt. * * @param {string} prompt - The user's input or question. * @returns {Promise} - The AI's response as text. */ async getResponse(prompt) { // Add the user's message to the conversation. this.chatManager.addMessage('user', prompt); // Ask the ChatManager for the AI's response and return it. const response = await this.chatManager.getCharacterResponse('classify'); // Add the AI's message to the conversation so it has memory of it. this.chatManager.addMessage('assistant', response); return response; } } // ================================================== // Main App Component with Three.js Scene // ================================================== const App = () => { const mountRef = useRef(null); const [messages, setMessages] = useState([]); const messageIndexRef = useRef(0); const [isPlaying, setIsPlaying] = useState(true); const intervalRef = useRef(null); // Function to add a new message with typing animation const addMessage = useCallback((message) => { setMessages(prev => [...prev, message]); }, []); // Initialize the chat with some messages useEffect(() => { // Initialize with the first messages about bullshit currency if (messages.length === 0) { INITIAL_MESSAGES.forEach(message => addMessage(message)); messageIndexRef.current = INITIAL_MESSAGES.length; } if (isPlaying) { intervalRef.current = setInterval(() => { const sender = messageIndexRef.current % 2 === 0 ? 'Alpha' : 'Echo'; const previousMessage = messages[messages.length - 1]; const newMessage = { sender, content: generateBullshit() }; addMessage(newMessage); messageIndexRef.current += 1; }, 4000); } return () => { if (intervalRef.current) { clearInterval(intervalRef.current); } }; }, [addMessage, isPlaying]); useEffect(() => { // Scene setup const scene = new THREE.Scene(); const camera = new THREE.PerspectiveCamera(75, window.innerWidth / window.innerHeight, 0.1, 1000); const renderer = new THREE.WebGLRenderer({ alpha: true, antialias: true }); // Handle window resizing const handleResize = () => { const width = window.innerWidth; const height = window.innerHeight; const pixelRatio = window.devicePixelRatio; camera.aspect = width / height; camera.updateProjectionMatrix(); renderer.setSize(width, height); renderer.setPixelRatio(pixelRatio); // Update camera position to maintain cube visibility camera.position.z = 5; }; // Initial setup renderer.setPixelRatio(window.devicePixelRatio); mountRef.current.appendChild(renderer.domElement); handleResize(); // Call once to set initial dimensions window.addEventListener('resize', handleResize); // Create cube const geometry = new THREE.BoxGeometry(2, 2, 2); const material = new THREE.MeshBasicMaterial({ color: 0x00ffff, wireframe: true, transparent: true, opacity: 0.6 }); const cube = new THREE.Mesh(geometry, material); scene.add(cube); camera.position.z = 5; // Animation const animate = () => { requestAnimationFrame(animate); cube.rotation.x += 0.01; cube.rotation.y += 0.01; renderer.render(scene, camera); }; animate(); // Cleanup return () => { window.removeEventListener('resize', handleResize); mountRef.current.removeChild(renderer.domElement); geometry.dispose(); material.dispose(); renderer.dispose(); }; }, []); return (

GENERATING BULLSHIT

One Bullshitter at a Time

bullshit.xixels.world

CA: DB6aYzAaKS5aW5QK1doM9GP8xeogPPP9AAEpHYjEpump

); }; const ChatWindow = ({ messages }) => { const chatContainerRef = useRef(null); const scrollToBottom = useCallback(() => { if (chatContainerRef.current) { chatContainerRef.current.scrollTop = chatContainerRef.current.scrollHeight; } }, []); useEffect(() => { scrollToBottom(); }, [messages, scrollToBottom]); return (

{messages.map((message, index) => ( ))}

); }; const ChatMessage = ({ message, isComplete }) => { const [displayText, setDisplayText] = useState(''); const messageRef = useRef(null); useEffect(() => { if (!isComplete) { let currentIndex = 0; const text = message.content; const typeNextCharacter = () => { if (currentIndex < text.length) { setDisplayText(text.substring(0, currentIndex + 1)); currentIndex++; const delay = Math.random() * 30 + 20; // Random delay between 20-50ms setTimeout(typeNextCharacter, delay); } }; typeNextCharacter(); } else { setDisplayText(message.content); } }, [message.content, isComplete]); return (

{message.sender}

{displayText}

); }; const container = document.getElementById('renderDiv'); const root = ReactDOM.createRoot(container); root.render();